OK OK OK!

So, in the couple of hours since my last blog posting entitled "Happy St. Patrick's Day and DEATH to Mike The Janitor", I've come to find out that several of you don't want my cyber death here on MySpace to happen.

As a matter a fact, a couple of you from my "Mike The Jordan" profile sent friend requests to my "Mike The Janitor" profile to push your point even further.

AND to really make it clear that some of you don't want me to delete it, a fan from Erie, Pennsylvania wrote this email to me (in all caps) to let it be known they will not rest until I change my mind:

MIKE! WHAT THE SHIT, PUNK? I HAVE A BETTER IDEA FOR U THAN DELETING MIKE THE JANITOR. HOWS ABOUT JUST UPDATING IT WITH SOME NEW AUDIO AND INFO? HOW ABOUT A NEW PICTURE, TOO? MYSELF AND SEVERAL OTHER DON'T WANT YOU TO RID MYSPACE OR YOUR LIFE OF MIKE THE JANITOR. THATS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO YOUR FANS. I WAS TALKING ABOUT U TO A FEW OF MY BUDS IN SHERLOCKS AND THEY FELT THE SAME. WE MADE A MINI PETETION TO MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT YOUR POOR DECISION. SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF ME AND THE 20 OTHER PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT YOU TO DELETE YOUR PROFILE ARE MATT, MARK, TERRY, CHELSEA, RACHEL, WENDY, HANNAH, NINA, ROMA, LONDON, RICKY, BENNY, HAROLD, LEXY, MARIA, YULVA, CHRIS, MICHELLE, JOSH AND PAUL. NOW KEEP THE DAMN PROFILE AND UPDATE IT.

WORD,
ROBERT OF ERIE

Ummmmmmmmm, OK! Fine, Robert. To appease you and the 20 other people that you claim to have talked to about my profile deletion (and the fact the governor of Utah has granted a cyber pardon in the case of my execution), I'll keep the profile up.

And I'll update it, too.

This was not a way to fish for attention, by the way. I was just honestly tired of having a profile that really doesn't mean all that much to me. But Robert's email, and a few I've received since making my announcement, made me realize that such a decision would be inconsiderate to those who have fond memories of Mike The Janitor.

So my apologies to my friends, fans and listeners over the years who might have been offended by my "irrational" decision. I'd like to point out that, once again, the people in Erie have been the most vocal about this.

My Erie listeners are crazy supportive of Mike The Janitor. I can't let them down because I'm sure they'd kill me.

So instead of the Mike The Janitor cyber death, be on the lookout for new audio, pictures and attitude. Hell, maybe this will include a part time gig at 94.9 The Blaze here in Utah. That is if my colleague Kayvon pulls his head out of his rear and gets me on the staff.

KAYVON? YOU READING ME? HELLO?

Also be on the lookout for more podcasts and specials I'll be doing exclusively on WildVoice.com. If have yet to visit WildVoice.com, please do so and check out the Mike The Janitor profile and the Darker Side profile. Both of these profiles feature some great audio! I've provided links below to make it easy for you to check these profiles out.

Once you've listened to the audio and read up on the information on both of these profiles on WildVoice.com, create a FREE profile for yourself. Tell 'em Mike The Janitor sent you! Make yourself a star on WildVoice.com! It's a great, original site full of some fantastic content from people all over the United States and the world!

OK, I gotta get to typing some other blogs, recording a couple of podcasts for WildVoice.com and cleaning up my apartment. That's how I celebrate St. Patrick's Day alone. Oh, I also drink green dye so that when I pee, it's a cool green stream.

-Mike The Janitor
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