Do we really need another Pussycat Doll?

I have to bitch about this. I really do.

In my time of living, I've witnessed so really BAD television programming. Sometimes I wonder how this shit gets green lighted to be put on the air.

One program in particular is this massive pile of God awful shit on The CW network involving the search for a new Pussycat Doll.

Much like American Idol or Rock Star: INXS or Rock Star: Supernova, the point of this "reality show" is to find the right female to join the female group "The Pussycat Dolls".

First off, WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE GODDAMN PUSSYCAT DOLLS? These bitches are nothing more than over produced tits & ass that are a flash in the pan. Do any of you truly believe this female group is going to be around in the next five years?

And to call them a "group" is an insult to honest, hardworking musicians that are in a band/group. Whether a male group or female group or a variety of the two sexes, The Pussycat Dolls comes nowhere near real artistic integrity and song writing.

These females are the Paris Hilton of pop music. The fact that someone thought it would be a great idea to find yet another girl willing to be trampy enough to join their "band" is just retarded.

Ironically, The CW is getting some pretty good ratings from the Pussycat Doll show. I watched it earlier and was embarrassed by what I was watching.

I find it horrifying that many of these girls trying to be the NINTH piece of eye candy in an otherwise soon to be washed up fad of a female "band", is pathetic.

Many of these girls in this ridiculous competition claim that this is a dream come true. They've waited all their lives for this moment and blah, blah, blah.

Are you serious? How sad is this? This is the bottom of the barrel for television viewing, my cyber buddies. Sure, some of the women in the competition are hot and sultry. Yeah, I could get a stiffy watching some of these girls making tramps of themselves. You bet I might stroke my man sausage imagining boinking a Pussycat Doll or two.

But that's just it. The talent of this band is to sell sex, not music. Even the lyrical content of the songs the Pussycat Dolls are known for are about sex. Some women might say that the Pussycat Dolls are empowering for women and their gender. HOW?!

Would you want YOUR daughter dressing up and dancing around like these females? How is it empowering to be classified as no talent hack hookers?

Now, I can't be biased here. I do enjoy the song "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls. It was a huge radio and club hit, no doubt about it. But is this the kind of image and behavior we want to instill in our young as people to look up to for empowerment?

It reminds me of the South Park episode where the totally lay into Paris Hilton. That episode is classic but has a great message. That message can be applied to The Pussycat Dolls.

I don't agree with this show and I don't agree with The Pussycat Dolls being taken seriously as musical talent or artists. Besides, this sexy female group bullshit has been pulled before with the likes of the Spice Girls. Although a couple of them were nowhere near as hot as the women in The Pussycat Dolls.

The Pussycat Dolls show itself just shows how low we've sunk as a society to be entertained by such mindless, useless and vile programming.

We've now reached a point where we root on young women whose dreams are to be nothing more than tits and ass for the rest of their lives. And as they live that dream, they hope to inspire a new breed of young women to follow in their footsteps. Or dance steps, rather.

You might be interested to read the information I found on Wikipedia.com regarding the Pussycat Dolls. Especially the section regarding a line of Pussycat Doll toys from Hasbro that was dropped due to outrage from parents.

All in all, I just wanted to vent about this. Granted, I'm a single guy that doesn't mind eye candy and enjoys a girl to be dirty in private time with me behind closed doors.

But that's where this type of behavior should stay... behind closed doors and in private. We don't need young women being made to believe that practically being a stripper is empowering or a way of life.

Whatever happened to the days of young women wanting to be doctors, lawyers, biologists, the President, etc.? That's what we really need. A reality show where we see young people grow and learn and making something of themselves while inspiring others. Not a bunch of singing bimbos dancing around on stage.

Am I making any sense with my rant? Do you feel me, cyber buddies?

*sigh*

-Mike The Janitor
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