Attack of the ex-girlfriend

As I've been sitting here in Starbucks, I've been doing some people watching while loading CD's I brought from home into my iTunes. Plus, I'm getting ready for my "Mike's Cyber Yard Sale"!

Get this, a few moments ago, a former co-worker and friend of mine came in. His name is David. We had a good talk and he told me the craziest story about his recent ex-girlfriend, Bethany.

Now, I've met Bethany. Cute girl but a real drama queen that craves attention. She's also a whopping 19 years old. I can laugh at this story I'm about to share with you because I can relate to David's plight since my ex-girlfriend is also 19 years old.

David tells me that his ex-girlfriend called the police on him a couple of Friday's ago really early in the morning.

David got woke up at 6:45 by the police calling to ask questions as to why he was sending "vulgar" text messages and dirty pictures of his junk to his ex-girlfriend. Apparently, Bethany called the police on him with no warning or discussion what so ever.

Hold on... I'm laughing... ok, *cough* ok... I'm good now. On with the story.

David was not laughing telling me this fucked up mess of a story and has been quite upset by it since it happened.

According to David, Bethany and he have been seeing each other every now and again since they broke up. Basically to be fuck buddies and hang out.

From what David has learned, Bethany has re-discovered the Mormon church. Although she never made it clear to David of what her intentions were or even trust him to understand, she became increasingly distant from him.

He thought she was just playing her usual head games and playing hard to get. So he would do what he's always done with her which was to send her dirty messages via text messages and an occasional dirty voicemail. He even repeatedly sent her a picture of his johnson as a way to tease her and be playful.

None of this is really funny considering what has happened but I can't help but laugh at all of this because it's just SO STUPID!

Bethany never really made it clear to David that she wasn't interested in that anymore and just called the police on him. He did show me a couple of text messages she had sent asking him not to send such messages anymore but he thought she was just being her usual self.

From what David was explaining to me, she has a case history of behaving oddly. She never called him personally to explain herself and make it clear to him that she truly didn't want to do that anymore or be that way anymore.

I could tell from David's version of this crazy story, he really meant no harm and is very hurt and angry by what this bitch has done.

The officer that called him threatened him with an investigation and possible misdemeanor or even felony charges for sending the text messages and pictures.

The irony here is that David has MANY pictures of Bethany that she has sent to him during the time they were dating and not dating. I even asked to see the pics but he said "HELL NO!" quite loudly!

David is a good guy that never gets in trouble with the law. He's a former Mormon himself. And now this chic has caused this problem for him that he feels like the cops are going to show up at his door and arrest him for something he had no idea was causing a problem. He was just acting the way he always acts with her.

I can only imagine how betrayed he must feel. It sounds to me like this stupid girl just didn't want to be an adult and explain this new path in life she wanted to try. She just assumed that he would be able to read her mind and all would be different. What an awful way to treat someone. Especially a friend!

I told David not to worry. It sounds like the stupid girl and the cop were just giving him a scare to make it clear to leave her alone.

That advice didn't make him feel any better. I don't blame him for being upset and angry and hateful. If my ex-girlfriend pulled a stunt like that, I'd feel the same way.

What really made this tale stick out was the fact that he made it clear that he still cares for her and would never do anything to hurt her or make her feel threatened. He also explained to me that he hopes the best for her and that her rediscovering the Mormon religion gives her what she's searching for. He's just completely flabbergasted (his word, not mine) by what has happened.

Personally, I told him he can blame that fucking brain washing church for this bullshit he's going through. Clearly someone with that church put her up to making such a rash and bad decision that has now caused some serious mental duress on my friend.

What the fuck was this girl thinking? Did she honestly think David was trying to harm her in some way? Where the fuck is her head at? Does she have any idea the trouble she's caused? How could she do something so awful as to call the police and lie to them just because she couldn't be civil and call David? He thought they were still friends. This is how she treats a friend? Fuck.

Another thing David told me was that if the police do their investigation on this stupid ass complaint this douche bag made, he'll lose his job. Due to the nature of the business David is in and the background checks he had to go through, any type of misdemeanor or felony charge results in automatic termination.

Man oh man... what the hell, huh?

I'm sure Bethany will get hers someday in the form of karma. If anything, she should feel ashamed of her behavior that has caused this awful and obvious pain for David. I'm all pissed off for him!

Excuse me for saying this, ladies, but this girl is the epitome of a cunt.

Unbelievable.

-Mike The Janitor
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